Le Charreux

The French brother of the American Death-Machine-Gun-Mover and the British Toodly Tiddly Chip Chip Cheerio Queen’s Train.

Description
Le Charreux (Pronounced Lay Caru) was invented in 1837, by French baker and painter Antoine Bahette. The Le Charreux is made mainly of fermented wine, baguettes and beret cloth.

Mechanics
Le Charreux was designed to be anatomically correct, so it is no faster than a normal human. It runs on baguettes, red wine and small dishes.