Racistometer

A machine used to see how racist a thing is.

Appearance
The racistometer is doughnut shaped, with the words “woke” and “racist” on either side. It has a scale ranging from 1-10, the most racist being 10.

The scale of the racistometer
1 “I think that white people are trash and they deserve to die”

2 “I think that white people shouldn’t touch people of colour”

3 “Other races are ok”

4 “We are all humans”

5 “I don’t even care”

6 “Races other than my race is like ehhhh??”

7 “Other races are bad”

8 “Reestablish slavery”

9 “I think that white people shouldn’t touch people of color

10 “I think that other races are trash and deserve to die”

The mechanics of the racistometer
The racistometer runs on woke juice, a substance secreted by both racists and woke guys. To use it, stick it inside the person of which you want to test, or simply stick it into your monitor. (Warning: V O I D may be produced.)